Quotes about Men, Sex and just being Naughty!


Since quotes are all the rage these days, and for your reading pleasure I put together a list of fun and sexy sayings by some of my favorite people. So sit back and relax with your favorite latte and let me entertain you.




“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” -Fran Lebowitz

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” – Jarod Kintz

“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy



“Good sex is like good game of bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.” – Swami X

“I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.” – Groucho Marx

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Steve Martin

“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”- Dorothy Parker

“Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy.”- Tupac Shakur

“Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.” – John Callahan


“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.” – Anonymous

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.” – Gloria Leonard

“The sex was so kinky, even the neighbors had a cigarette.” – Anonymous

“It’s only kinky the first time.” – Anonymous

“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.” – Elton John

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -George Carlin



“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.” – Mae West

“A hard man is good to find.” – Mae West

“Oh, it’s always the same,’ she sighed, ‘if you want men to behave well to you, you must be beastly to them; if you treat them decently they make you suffer for it.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams

“It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West

“Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” – James Shubert

“Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?” – Marilyn Monroe, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

“A man’s kiss is his signature.”- Mae West

Editor’s note: All of us girls here at Lust n Lattes are in agreement on that last one!




I saved some of my favorite quips from Mae West for last to represent, well, the final climax.

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”

“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“The score never interested me, only the game.”

“You ought to get out of those wet clothes… and into a dry martini.”

“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”


2 thoughts on “Quotes about Men, Sex and just being Naughty!

  1. sherry May 23, 2014 at 1:41 am Reply

    Love it! Can I share??? Hope things are well!

     Sherry   Live Simply   Love  Generously Care Deeply  Speak Kindly  …. Leave the Rest to God  


    • Rosalie Capri May 23, 2014 at 7:14 am Reply

      I’m thrilled you enjoyed my post. Please feel free to share.


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