Quotes about Men, Sex and just being Naughty!


 

Since quotes are all the rage these days, and for your reading pleasure I put together a list of fun and sexy sayings by some of my favorite people. So sit back and relax with your favorite latte and let me entertain you.

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LOVE

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” -Fran Lebowitz

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” – Jarod Kintz

“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy

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SEX

“Good sex is like good game of bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.” – Swami X

“I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.” – Groucho Marx

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Steve Martin

“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”- Dorothy Parker

“Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy.”- Tupac Shakur

“Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.” – John Callahan
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BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME…

“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.” – Anonymous

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.” – Gloria Leonard

“The sex was so kinky, even the neighbors had a cigarette.” – Anonymous

“It’s only kinky the first time.” – Anonymous

“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.” – Elton John

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -George Carlin

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MEN

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.” – Mae West

“A hard man is good to find.” – Mae West

“Oh, it’s always the same,’ she sighed, ‘if you want men to behave well to you, you must be beastly to them; if you treat them decently they make you suffer for it.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams

“It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West

“Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” – James Shubert

“Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?” – Marilyn Monroe, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

“A man’s kiss is his signature.”- Mae West

Editor’s note: All of us girls here at Lust n Lattes are in agreement on that last one!

 

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AND FINALLY…BEING NAUGHTY

I saved some of my favorite quips from Mae West for last to represent, well, the final climax.

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”

“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“The score never interested me, only the game.”

“You ought to get out of those wet clothes… and into a dry martini.”

“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

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2 thoughts on “Quotes about Men, Sex and just being Naughty!

  1. sherry May 23, 2014 at 1:41 am Reply

    Love it! Can I share??? Hope things are well!

     Sherry   Live Simply   Love  Generously Care Deeply  Speak Kindly  …. Leave the Rest to God  

    Like

    • Rosalie Capri May 23, 2014 at 7:14 am Reply

      I’m thrilled you enjoyed my post. Please feel free to share.

      Like

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